Clerics in Iran have a lot to worry about. For some, sex poses a constant problem. As controversial ayatollah and television celebrity Hossein Dehnavi knows only too well, wives must do their part to keep their husbands aroused, so he took it on himself to offer some tips to the good people of Qom, speaking to an audience there about the dos and don’ts of sexual attraction within marriage.
Now another sex expert has entered the scene, tackling one of the biggest problems facing Iranian youth today: How to control young men's desires. According to Ayatollah Dr. Sayyed Hassan Ziaei, it is quite a straightforward dilemma to solve, and the answer is right in your kitchen cupboard: Vinegar. It works wonders, and will ensure that any unwanted sex drives — like the kind that can plague a young man before he has entered wedlock — are immediately quelled.